homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

theclearlydope:

She’s on Myspace?

tltty:

there are no awkward silences on the internet that’s why it’s so great bc if someone sends you an ask u can always pretend to not be online & reply an hour later

Ah.

thatredhuntinghat:

Both.

lorarouge:

my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment

lorarouge:

my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment

Politeness has become so rare, that people often mistake it for flirtation.

brony-express:

I need this

So bad

To go with it I need a Blu Medic. Because that’s an ubercharged pony right there.